the-darkest-of-souls:
hyrude:
ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.
This is absolutely amazing
(via wind-the-frog)
15:41
1-10-19
128,539 notes
sisyphusshrugged:
kiss a pigeon off the street, get a disease. doesn’t seem fair.
(via girlfriendluvr)
15:37
1-10-19
5,602 notes
beachdeath:
- jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
- and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
- and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
- meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
- and he is presently worth $137 billion
- and half of $137 billion is roughly
- $69 billion
(via betterknownas-immortalhd)
15:28
1-10-19
88,729 notes
fanmoviewatch:
Some highlights from Shrek Retold, a weird and wonderful full length fan film made by over 200 contributors, that that recreates the entire first Shrek movie scene by scene using each contributors own unique style for the section they created.
(via maceson)
19:11
12-23-18
34,800 notes
stringbing:
Animation smears lecture from Chapter 3 or FULL VERSION of my Complete Introduction to 2D Animation which you can find on https://gumroad.com/stringbing
(via charlesoberonn)
19:08
12-23-18
64,535 notes
spartalabouche:
just saying hello kittys ‘boyfriend’ is actually her girlfriend hes just a he/him lesbian. kitty and daniel are ur classic butch/femme couple and Thats that.
(via girlfriendluvr)
18:42
12-23-18
17,093 notes
tinysaurus-rex:
this time of the year my brain is just this on loop
(Source: chickenkeeping)
15:11
12-20-18
1,717 notes
ghiblish:
Spirited Away (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
(via eggpuffs)
15:06
12-20-18
6,962 notes
